It’s amazing how many excuses I can find when I don’t want to do something.
Not enough time, not enough energy. Can’t find the right words. Can’t find…whatever.
So soon, eh, and I’m fighting the bullshit. I should have known better.
Right now my excuse is that I don’t know how to flip pictures. Yes, it’s true. When I bought a new laptop late last year, I just haven’t bothered to figure out how to use it too well.
And, for the record, whatever program it uses for pictures doesn’t have a simple “flip” button like my other one did.
These were taken 03-01 at a friend’s party. I was hoping to get some just hanging-out-shots, but when time came that I had to go to work, and I had no pictures taken (which were going to specifically be for the blog), I got desperate.
I love Eileen, but I have to question her photography skills. But, without further disclaimer, I’ll go ahead and post them.
This is the first time I’ve allowed, much less strong-armed friends into taking them, full length body shots of myself since my wedding in 1998.
Unflipped, unedited, unable to be given better lighting, here they are.
And, as you can see, Eileen isn’t too concerned with heads, either:
The closest approximation to my weight at this point is my weight from 03/05, which is 325.2 lbs.

